DHJPlayingBinky

DHJPlayingBinky was originally set to join the Die Hard Gamers clan, a popular Call of Duty based competitive group consisting mainly of illiterate southern countrymen. The only way to join this clan was to add the digits 'DHG' (abbreviation for 'Die Hard Gamers') at the front of your Xbox gamertag. However, due to Binky's inability to tell a 'G' from a 'J' due to similarities in how the respective syllables are pronounced, Binky misspelled his gamertag (DHJ instead of DHG) and lacked the $5 to change the mistyped letter, therefore destroying his hopes and aspirations to become a true die hard gamer.

Binky was known to exclusively play the Assassination Tower, Splatter Monkey, and Drive or Die gametypes in Halo: Reach custom games. He never played multiplayer matchmaking due to his terrible aim, but some have claimed to have sighted him in Infection lobbies (citation needed.)

As a born and raised Alabamian, Binky professed to doing GRIZZLY brand chew tobacco, marijuana, and methamphetamine.

Trivia

 * Binky once professed to having received a 'blumpkin,' which is the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
 * Two of Binky's controllers broke because he threw them against his bedroom wall because people were calling him fat.
 * While in Xbox Live parties, Binky was known to take his wireless controller and headset into the bathroom with him.
 * Binky purchased Halo 5 in the winter of 2016. After playing two Slayer games and losing both, he proceeded to contact Microsoft Customer Support and request a refund. Despite the fact Microsoft does not issue refunds for digital purposes, somehow Binky managed to get a full refund.