Hughdongous

Master Sergeant 1st Class Butler, affectionately referred to as Hughdongous, is a relatively new member who was welcomed into the Discord after getting banned from the Indeimaus server after sending racially insensitive images.

According to Holden Medeek, Hughdongous has never gotten any "gamer girl pussy" and often times has public outbursts where he cannot contain his disdain for his nonexistent gamer girlfriend. Being one of the few individuals who live in the state or Oregon, which many geologists believe to not exist, Holden has witnessed several of Hughdongous' exhorts for female gamers.

In late 2018, Hughdongous invited a childhood friend, Natalie, over to his house. He ended up finger banging her while she was in a long term relationship - the two of them instantly cultivated a deep bond. Several days later, Natalie revealed to Nick that she was a "disgusting freak" and disclosed she was into him "pissing all over her." Hughdongous, saddened, soon ended their relationship upon this revelation. During a late-night Discord chat, Hughdongous insisted Holden's cousins were "so hot holy fuck," and that if Holden was a female, he would fuck him too.

Hughdongous is known to have the knowledge of every obscure detail regarding Demon's Souls, an antiquated PS3 game developed by FromSoftware that eventually paved the way for the successful Dark Souls trilogy. Other games Hughdongous is known to enjoy are Minecraft, the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series, and Doki Doki Literature Club.

Quotes

 * "C'mon Holden, I just need a gamer girlfriend. Please, Holden. Please. I need a gamer girlfriend, Holden..."
 * "If you were a girl, I'd fuck you."
 * "Hold on... is there... is there a girl in the chat?"
 * "If your head was there, you'd be dead." (Spoken to Holden after getting beaten at Smash Ultimate, and smashing his foot on the ground.)

Trivia

 * Nick's older brother, Nate, is known to exist, therefore making him irrationally upset.
 * Often believes "that it indeed do be like that," despite the majority often having a different interpretation.
 * Exclusively maines Corrin in Smash, due to her attractive feet.
 * Has very poor wifi quality due to a "fucking massive" radio dish mounted on the top of his apartment complex.
 * Enlisted in the US National Guard in the summer of 2018, possibly in an attempt to generate popularity among gamer girls.